Ten Horror Movies Worth Seeing, #7: The Witch

October 18, 2018 in General Topics, Other Stuff

The Salem Witch Trials haunt our culture, and are one of the inevitable points of discussion whenever a debate arises concerning the merits of atheism or religious belief. I think one aspect of the phenomenon is often overlooked: human beings have a tendency to externalize the emotions of the moment. The early New England settlers were stressed to the core of their psyche from a long voyage across the seas, followed by a hardscrabble life amid alien woodlands which claimed their loved ones at a frightening rate. It isn’t hard to understand why they would have been prone to see evil lurking in every shadow, and faith as their only reliable weapon against that evil. The new world, after all, had taken just as much from them as they from it. From their point of view, it probably paid to be paranoid.

The fallout of this paranoia were the infamous events all of us are familiar with. Considering what happened in Salem, the family at the center of the 2015’s The Witch appear to make out a bit better for a time. And then they stumble across something horrifying. Read the rest of this entry →

Ten Horror Movies Worth Seeing, #6: The Babadook

October 11, 2018 in General Topics, Other Stuff

One of the things I’ve learned from having children is how little I’d understood about the experience before. There isn’t much I’d say someone is unentitled to comment on without having undertaken, but this? Definitely. It has been both the most rewarding thing I’ve ever done, and the hardest. Take the range of emotions you’ve felt, good and bad, and imagine them at double the intensity, then you’ll have a distant idea of what it’s like.

And it’s the emotions no parent talks about that The Babadook zeroes in on. This film peels back and lays naked the sheer endurance test awaiting parents when something goes wrong. It’s nightmare fuel for millennials (who often view children primarily in terms of subtraction) and experienced parents (who know all about the fickle hand of chance). Read the rest of this entry →

Ten Horror Movies Worth Seeing, #5: Black Water

October 8, 2018 in General Topics, Other Stuff

It’s one thing for a horror film to feature supernatural encounters or marauding monsters. It’s quite another when its antagonist is something Out There. Out There is that place where civilization gives way to an environment in which our comfortable status as nature’s apex predators is no longer certain. There’s something about that which assails our subconscious. We are as much outraged as in wonder.

Black Water takes Out There and subjects us to its possibilities. The bulk of this 2007 film is shot within perhaps twenty feet of a low-lying mangrove and a slow-moving section of Australian river. This works, because the Outback is the Australian Out There, and the Aussie wilds are home to a laundry list of the world’s deadliest species of animals. Australia has a transparent jellyfish the size of a fingernail that has been responsible for the deaths of multiple swimmers. It possesses the inland taipan, the world’s most venomous snake. And then there’s the saltwater crocodile. Read the rest of this entry →

Ten Horror Movies Worth Seeing, #4: A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night

October 4, 2018 in General Topics, Other Stuff

We’ve covered wide-release films and indie darlings already in this series of reviews, but early on I promised some deep cuts (pun intended, given the subject matter), and it’s time to roll one out on the mortuary slab.

At first glance, there’s no earthly reason “A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night” should work. It’s yet another vampire movie–as if the genre wasn’t already saturated with them. It’s low budget. But the biggest potential demerit is that the film hails from an Iranian production company. Iran isn’t exactly known as a hub for creative expression, especially for works that feature a female lead. Read the rest of this entry →

Ten Horror Movies Worth Seeing, #3: It Follows

September 30, 2018 in General Topics, Other Stuff

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It Follows won wide acclaim, so I struggled with whether or not to include it in this series. But it’s just too damned good at what it sets out to do to leave out.

This is a film that burns into life in its first few minutes, demanding we respect its monster. Not since Jaws has something from this genre had such perfect establishing shots. The focus on the unnamed young woman and her grisly fate is performed via the art of subtraction, and wouldn’t have been unexpected from Hitchcock himself. Nothing is explained, but the stakes are made obvious, and our pulse is made to race. Read the rest of this entry →